Watch Irish Men Watching Childbirth For The First Time
If you needed a nearing-the-end-of-week diversion from your 9-to-5, YouTube is here for you, as it so often is! The channel Facts. has provided us all with the opportunity to watch Irish men watching a video of childbirth for the very first time in their lives. They have priceless, brogue-laden insights such as:
- “The head is… it’s bigger than the area the head is comin’ out of?”
- “It looks like an eye! It looks like a giant red eye! It looks like Sauron’s eye!”
- “This is very much a baby coming out of Sauron’s face.”
- “It literally looks like a baby coming out of a woman’s vagina.”
Awww, they’re so dismayed! It’s cute because they’re dismayed in Irish accents. On the other hand, it’s not so cute that they’re all in their twenties and probably sexually active and somehow haven’t taken it upon themselves to get acquainted with what childbirth looks like, yet.
If only vaginas were really like Sauron’s eye, by the way. I’d dig my crotch being a telepathic killing machine supported by a legion of orcs.
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