Dream Or Nightmare: Would You Let These Otters Climb All Over Your Body?

Very quickly — would you let these Asian small-clawed otters run amok over your bikini-clad body? Would you let their scrabbly little claws, like crocodile feet writ small and furry, scramble up and down your shoulders, clutch at your clavicle, paw at your mouth? Would you feel okay if these tiny creatures — adorable from afar — were swimming towards you with great urgency, as if you were a giant dispenser holding otter treats? Would you trust that they wouldn’t kill you with their needle teeth? Would you feel comfortable holding great armfuls of their wriggling, sleek bodies, like carrying cords of firewood inside to your hearth? Would you want to be this woman?

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