WTF Am I Looking At?
Please, take a look at the photo above. Study it. Squint your eyes if you have to and consider the possibilities. What do you think you are looking at? Is it:
- An artist’s recreation of Donald Trump’s toupee, snatched from his head
- A dead Yorkie
- $1800 slip-on loafers by Gucci
- The clip-in hair piece that was once part of someone’s 2012 Kate Gosselin Halloween costume
- A small pile of merkins
The answer is…..
…here it comes…
…pause for suspense…
…TA-DA! Gucci’s $1800 Princetown loafers!
They are made out of genuine goat fur, which is sure to be ruined the second you trot these bad boys out into the real world. I really appreciate that Nordstrom.com made sure to photograph them from all angles, so customers know what they’re getting. Please, if you happen to see a real live human wearing these in public, do whatever you need to in order to snap their photo and send it to me. I cannot fathom that these are not a joke.