Oh Jesus, A Danish Man Stored Pieces Of Female Genitalia In His Freezer, According To Police

Today in “News That is Uncomfortable To Read While Eating,” the Associated Press reports that a Danish man appeared in court in South Africa for storing 21 pieces of female genitalia in plastic in his freezer, like chicken breasts or frozen burritos.

The man, whose name has not been released, appeared to collect genitalia as trophies, according to Warrant Officer Lynda Steyn. Some of the pieces were labelled with a location, a date and a woman’s name.  At the time of his arrest, police also found various surgical tools and anesthesia in his home, which is absolutely horrifying.

The next time you find yourself complaining about how shitty your dating life is or how many bozos you find on Tinder/Hinge/Happn/Yik Yak/Snapchat/you mom’s coworker’s nephew, remember — it could always, always be worse.