Don’t You Dare Take Your Clothes Off On Patti LaBelle’s Stage

A general rule for stepping on stage with Patti LaBelle: never take your shirt off, because she will hand you your ass and then have security kindly escort you off.

Watch as a fan hops up on stage with Miss LaBelle at her show in Vancouver to help her out with “Lady Marmalade,” and then delight as the gentlemen begins his sultry striptease, only to be carried offstage by her security guard like a cord of firewood.

Lest you forget, she’s not Miley Cyrus or Nicki Minaj. She’s Patti fucking LaBelle. She won’t tolerate any youngsters stripping on her stage. Everyone stays dressed. Patti LaBelle sings. End of story. [TMZ]