Kris Jenner Wasn’t Thrilled With Kylie’s Lip Injections Either, Guys, Relax

Kylie Jenner’s lip injections are generally pretty bad, but for all of you cynics out there who think that Kris was the one with the needle, think again, suckers. According to this exclusive with “Access Hollywood,” Kris wasn’t thrilled about it.

“I’m thinking, why, why, why do you need to do that, and I got really upset. And then, it was done, and I had to let it go,” she told Billy Bush, preeminent concern troll. She sounds like she means it, I think. [Hollywood Life]

Doritos wants you to know that they’re here for you. The best way to show that is clearly through rainbow colored chips which can be yours for a donation to the It Gets Better Foundation. This is great, but what flavor are they?! [It Gets Better]

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Get. It. Yes. Lupita Nyongo’o is on the October issue of Vogue, and she looks 110% beautiful, nothing else to say here. [Instagram]

Oh, okay: Iggy Azalea is officially “taking a break,” according to her mentor T.I. Perhaps her break will be permanent? ONE CAN ONLY HOPE. [Teen Vogue]

I’m pretty certain that I will never see a pair of Yeezy Boosts in the flesh, but if you’re an actor on a sitcom that continues to win Emmys despite its fierce mediocrity, you’re like two degrees of separation from Kim Kardashian. That’s why Jesse Tyler Ferguson was able to secure a pair for his husband. MUST BE NICE. [Us Magazine]

Madonna is on tour (why) and she came to New York (sure) and Amy Schumer (uhhh) opened for her. Then, Madonna spanked her. A dream come true, I guess. [InStyle]

Ma fucking Donna

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Here’s a trailer for “American Horror Story: Hotel,” which stars Lady Gaga. This trailer appears to be set in a very fancy H&M dressing room. Good for you, Lady Gaga. Good for you. [Nylon]