Hey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?

What if you could draw penises and vaginas and cats and dogs and sailboats and flowers not with all the colors of the rainbow, but with the varying degrees of ruddiness of Donald John Trump, Republican presidential hopeful and walking squirrel-fur merkin? Now you can, with this handy tool that marries MS Paint with the various visages of the Donald himself.

Why would you want to do this? Why not! Who cares! If the Republicans win in 2016, we’re all going hell in a hand basket, so you might as well make light of what you can right now, while we’re still able to live our lives mostly unfettered.

Donald Trump is a giant ass-face who needs a haircut and a lobotomy and to sit down and shut up for the rest of his days. That is why we chose to use Paint With Donald Trump to draw lifelike, fully-detailed dicks.



Pro Dick Artist Tip: I find that using the various Donald heads in a couple differences sizes, saving the outline for last, results in the most realistic cock, balls and semen made out of Donald Trump’s face.



I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It’s detachable

– King Missile



In attempt to draw a borderline micropenis (which I assume all politicians have) I went a little too far with this dick and made it bigger that it needed to be. Then in attempt to give it some texture, I unintentionally made it look microwaved. I can only blame this hideous dick on Trump’s face.



This image sums up how I feel about the Republican debates, Donald Trump as anything other than the host of “The Apprentice” and endless bloviating from people who are not political experts about politics in general.

[Paint With Donald Trump]