Britney Spears Spotted On A Date With Lindsay Lohan’s Ex

Britney Spears is maybe dating one of Lindsay Lohan’s many, many exes. According to TMZ, Brit Brit has been spending quality time with Harry Morton, best known for being the owner of Hollywood eatery Pink Taco and for sticking his dick in a variety of It Girl pink tacos during the mid-2000s. I’m not sure if this is an upgrade or downgrade for Britney, TBH. [Dlisted]

The Miss America pageant has officially apologized to former Miss America Vanessa Williams for forcing her to hand over her crown in 1983, after Penthouse published explicit photos of her. “On behalf of today’s organization, I want to apologize to you and to your mother, Miss Helen Williams,” CEO Sam Haskell said. “I want to apologize for anything that was said or done that made you feel any less the Miss America that you are and the Miss America that you always will be.” [Us Weekly]

Pillow-y lipped Tom Hardy will not talk about his sexuality no matter how relevant it is to the movie he is promoting, dammit. [Gawker]

Aww, Ellen Page made her red carpet debut with girlfriend Samantha Thomas at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of her new film “Freeheld” this weekend. “I’m in love,” she sweetly told E! [People]

Adrien Grenier, who is mostly famous for his role on “Entourage,” pissed off a bunch of brain dead patriots with a September 11th Instagram post that dared to criticize the war in Iraq. “R.I.P the 2,996 Americans who died in 9/11,” his post said. “R.I.P the 1,455,590 innocent Iraqis who died during the U.S. invasion for something they didn’t do.” Apparently mourning brown people’s lives is bad? Grenier deleted the post after the massive backlash. [Us Weekly]

Are Julia Roberts and her husband of 13 years, Danny Moder, getting a divorce?? Moving trucks were spotted in the couple’s driveway and Radar Online reports:

Things have been rocky between the star and her cameraman hubby following a series of financial nightmares in which Roberts has allegedly been forced to pony up cash for everything from professional projects to relatives’ bills. And now…moving trucks have been spotted at her home…amid speculation that her husband is moving out!

Sad news for the couple, if true, but it’s a great day for fans still holding out hope for Roberts to reunite with Lyle Lovett. [Radar Online]

I cannot believe rumors continue to swirl about Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx having some sort of torrid secret affair. This just does not compute to me. [Us Weekly]