Thai Police Pull A Stolen Diamond Out Of A Woman’s Butt
Ah a diamond in the rump! (sorry)
A Chinese woman was recently caught red-butted (sorry) carrying (in her gut) a diamond worth 10 million baht ($278,000) that she stole from a jewelry fair in Thailand.
A doctor removed the foreign object from her body but the police were right there to confiscate the piece from her piece (sorry).
Police Col. Mana Tienmaungpak was the chief investigator for the case, and after seeing surveillance footage of the woman and her partner stealing the diamond, he basically told her the jig was up and she agreed to have the piece removed, especially since she also risked serious internal injury.
Who knew you couldn’t just easily shit out a giant diamond?