Man Pees All Over People And Seats On A Jet Blue Flight

A Portland, Oregon man was arrested after peeing all over the seats and people of an Anchorage, Alaska bound flight from Portland on Friday evening.

The police report said that Jeff Rubin, 27 was actually asleep for most of the flight, and then 30 minutes before landing, he just stood up and began peeing through the crack between the seats in front of him, and on his fellow passengers. Oh, what fun!

The report also said that at one point he lost his balance and fell backwards, splashing pee on passengers, seats and luggage. LOL.

The pee dude faces charges of criminal mischief and offensive littering.

What the hell was this guy on anyway?