Just Look At This Asshole: Sad Ass Store Owner Sells “No Gays Allowed” Hats

Back in June, Jeff Amyx, a hardware store owner from Tennessee who made headlines for putting up a “NO GAYS ALLOWED” sign in front of his store and going on crazy ass rants on the store’s Facebook page about how much he hates gay people. Now he’s looking to cash in on haute bigot couture by selling hats and bumper stickers with his store logo and the phrase “NO GAYS ALLOWED” and “Choose God or Gays” emblazoned upon them.

LIKE SO:

no gays allowed hat

The hats sell for $5.00, and the bumper stickers sell for 50 cents. Amyx says he’s already sold out!

In addition to all of this, Amyx has posted a marker board out front asking customers to sign if they, too, hate the gays. So far, over 300 bigots have signed.

Amyx explained this choice to WATE 6-TV  by saying, “I just don’t agree with their lifestyle. I don’t want any part of it. I don’t want it around me and I’ll never agree with it.”

What a sad, sad person. Really, it’s just very sad and pathetic that this is what he chooses to do with his life. I mean, I kind of doubt that he really thinks that he needs to put up this little sign and wear his little hat for fear that otherwise all the gay people will be lining up around the block trying to soak in his charms. 

My guess? The last time this dude felt good about himself was back when he was a school bully, and he’s just trying to get some of that sweet magic back. He probably felt super cool back in the day, and now he’s just a weird loser who probably has a pretty hard time maintaining an erection. It’s likely that not getting to be “legally” better than somebody was a serious blow to his self-esteem.

At some point, bigots, you’re all just going to have to give up the ghost on that one, and focus on improving yourselves rather than sitting around and enjoying having the law tell you you’re superior in some way. Maybe you should work harder, pick up an instrument, learn a new language–find something else other than just being a heterosexual Christian person that makes you feel validated and important in the same way having your religion, ethnicity and sexual orientation being validated by the government does!

[WATE-6]
[Queerty]