Finally, The Secret To Connie Britton’s Killer Hair, Revealed!

Connie Britton’s hair is made out of unicorn farts and fairy wings. It contains everything wise Coach Taylor ever whispered. It wrote all of Deacon’s songs on “Nashville.” It is a cultural phenomenon all its own.

“What the fuck is your secret, Connie?! HOW DO YOU DO IT???” screams a legion of women, clutching round brushes and curling wands. “SHOW US THE LIGHT.”

Surprise: it’s feminism! Feminism! Pour some on your french fries! Use it to contour your face! Wash your body with it and revel in its glory! Feminism! Feminism! Awesome.

[h/t Entertainment Weekly]