Caitlyn Jenner Fears Being Sent To Men’s Prison For Her Role In Fatal Car Crash

Caitlyn Jenner is facing a possible manslaughter charge for her role in a February multi-car accident that left one woman dead, and in an interview with “Today,” she says her biggest fear is being sent to a men’s prison. Jenner was not able to say much about the crash itself, due to pending litigation, but she did say, “I was under the speed limit, I was going 46 in a 50 – my air bag didn’t even go off.” She expressed remorse, however: “I remember it very little, I remember it happening and that’s about it. A tragedy like this, you’ll never get over it. You just learn to live with it the best you possibly can.” Prosecutors have yet to decide whether to charge her, but if they do, she’ll face up to a year in a jail — and she’s rightfully concerned that she might have to serve that sentence in a men’s prison as opposed to a women’s one. [People]

Rejoice, those of you who thought I was overly sensitive about that Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume – Caitlyn herself thinks it’s fine and isn’t offended by it. Which is fine! But I still hate it. [Us Weekly]

I don’t know whether Tom Brady’s balls are deflated or whatever, but I do know that his brain is — he’s apparently a supporter of Donald Trump?! [The Superficial]

A 27-year-old Taylor Swift fan spent eight months knitting her this hideous, though difficult-to-execute sweater, and she STILL wasn’t invited to be part of her squad! [NY Post]

There is a piece of dumbassery over at Huffington Post about how Beyonce supposedly made some great feminist misstep at her Made In America concert this weekend, by using a quote from UFC fighter Ronda Rousey about “do-nothing bitches.” The HuffPost writer is apparently mad about the Rousey quote not being feminist enough, and thus mad at Bey for using it. Yo, listen. I’m all for feminist discourse and blahhh blahhhh blahhhh, but if you are at a Beyonce concert with your little notebook out, scribbling down some over-analyzing bullshit about SOMEONE ELSE’S QUOTE instead of enjoying yourself, you should be removed from the venue. Like, that should be a rule. [Huffington Post]

Heather “HOLLLLLLA” Thomson has quit “The Real Housewives of New York City,” which is fine by me because she was a poor man’s Bethenney Frankel anyway. [Us Weekly]

Chad The Squirrel update: I walked out onto my little balcony yesterday and found this little fucker creepin’ again:

Chad, what are you doing?

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