Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift & More Reflect On The MTV VMAs

It’s been five days since the MTV VMAs and Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and the rest of the attendees and winners have had a chance to process the events of the evening. Above, the four, plus Katy Perry and Beyonce, share their thoughts. [YouTube]

Are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner back in marriage counseling? Is their split on pause? My hunch is that the couple, who have been together over a decade, are trying to repair their relationship not so they can be together, but so they can co-parent effectively. Good job, you two! [People]

LOL remember how Tyga supposedly gifted his girlfriend Kylie Jenner with a $450K Ferrari for her finally legal birthday? Well, it turns out the luxe ride was leased by Kylie herself, because Tyga is supposedly broke as a joke.[Radar Online]

Remember when Tori Spelling managed to fall on a hibachi grill at Benihana last April, sustaining third-degree burns? Well, she filed a lawsuit against the restaurant on Wednesday, as the fall has caused severe longtime damage including medical expenses, wage loss, and general damage. But I’m still wondering why she never pursued a lawsuit for that botched boob job. [The Hollywood Reporter]

We need to talk about how fucking hot Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend is. Bryan Randall is a 51-year-old, salt-and-pepper-haired professional photographer who can GET IT. [Us Weekly]

Topanga days on fleek🌊✌️ Tell em babe. Surely… #shirleytemple

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But he’s also kind of gross, because his girlfriend before Sandra was a 23-year-old model named Paris St. John (above, the two of them together), who he dated for three years, i.e. from when she was 20 and he was 48, which is nasty.  [Lainey Gossip] Coco is pregnant with husband Ice-T’s child, and as it’s her first pregnancy, she is naturally worried about the pain of childbirth. But she is especially worried because she apparently has a very dainty ladyflower. Do tell, Coco!

“If I could avoid actually giving birth, I’d probably have like five children. This makes people laugh, but I’m very petite down there. I’m prepared for pain, I just don’t want to go through all the dramatics of ripping.”

Welp. I can only hope my own vagina is plus-size. [Dlisted] IT’S BEYONCÉ GISELLE KNOWLES-CARTER’S BIRTHDAY, Y’ALLLLLLL!!!! In celebration, our queen has given us Monday off! THANK YOU BEY! THANK YOU!!!!