Kevin Spacey’s Bro Will Dress Up Like Rod Stewart And Chauffeur You Around Boise

If you were to have asked me what I would most like to do on a vacation an hour ago, I would have said, without thinking twice, “I would like to go to Branson, Missouri, so that I may attend ‘Greg Brady Brunch,’ where Barry Williams will serenade me as I sip mimosas, duh.” It’s been my dream for quite some time now. But move over, Johnny Bravo! I’ve got a new vacation goal!

I wanna go to Boise! Yes! Boise! Not because I am especially fond of potatoes, or anything, but because Kevin Spacey’s big brother Randy Fowler lives there, and he is apparently a Rod Stewart impersonator who will drive you around in a limo while dressed as Rod Stewart.

BEHOLD, your choice of Rod Stewart outfits.

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BEHOLD! This amazing commercial featuring young children who probably don’t even know who Rod Stewart is being chauffeured around town by Boise’s #1 Rod Stewart impersonator!

 

I want to do this so bad. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything more in my life, other than a complete set of mint condition Welcome Back, Kotter dolls and also a framed picture of Charles J. Guiteau’s phrenological chart (can’t buy it myself because I am waiting for my soulmate to do that). I don’t know which of the 92 Rod Stewart outfits I’d pick, but right now I am leaning towards that snazzy purple one. I mean, sure, I am partial to The Faces-era Rod Stewart, but if I’m gonna shell out for a limo, I’m gonna want some flash.

[Dangerous Minds]
[Rod’s Limos]