Hey, This Man Doing The Splits Is The Dumbest Thing You’ll See Today

There’s something so charming and stupid and dumb about this big goofy golden-retriever of a man walking around New York City and dropping into a split at the slightest of provocations. He’s basically doing what you made your Barbies do once you discovered that their squishy rubber legs could bend in ways that your own flesh-bound appendages could not.

It’s mesmerizing, it’s horrifying, it’s great. It’s your everyday experience on the internet, encapsulated in 27 seconds. Enjoy.