NASA Has Started A Year-Long Isolation Program In A Dome To Simulate Life On Mars
Since the Earth is slowly dying because human beings are garbage monsters, scientists have decided it’s time to try and move to Mars.
In preparation for this, they have started a year-long project to simulate life on Mars so that we can all be ready to move there ASAP.
Despite scientific and technical tests which have been ongoing, this program tests the human element. Basically they need to test how fucking crazy we are all going to get when stuck together in the same privacy scant dome for a long time.
The men and women who are doing this trial will each have a small sleeping cot and a desk inside their rooms. Some of the food included is powdered cheese and tuna fish. So, sorta like college.
Among the crew are a French astrobiologist, a German physicist and four Americans: a pilot, an architect, a journalist and a soil scientist.
Party on guys! Who do you think are going to bone who? Sorry I couldn’t help it.