Police Leave Reporter A Voicemail About Her “Fucking Giant Tits”

We didn’t know people even left voicemails anymore, but Colorado Deputy Sergeant Zach Farnam accidentally did when calling The Durango Herald reporter Chase Olivarius-McAllister back for a crime stats report.

He called her back with two other officers on the line as well, and when she didn’t answer, it obviously went to voicemail. But instead of hanging up, he and his buddies decided to have a little chat and describe her in misogynist and disgusting, sexually explicit ways. Here is the transcript if you dare:

Farnam: My wife worked at the Herald. She fucking hated that bitch.

Second, unidentified police officer: She hot?

Farnam: Not hot. I mean, she’s got an OK body. I mean…

Unidentified 1: Giant boobs.

Farnam: Fucking giant, dude. I mean, not like quadruple Ds or anything. But at least a solid set of Ds, probably double Ds.

Unidentified 1: You know what? It’s that UK fish and chips. UK women have big tits. It’s how they’re — how they’re grown over there. I don’t know why.

Second Unidentified Officer: She is, uh…

Undentified 1: Why do they have fucked up teeth? I dunno, but it happens.

Farnam: I didn’t look at her teeth. But she doesn’t have like a real pretty face at all.

Undentified 1: She’s from the UK. She’s got huge tits.

Farnam: Yeah, and her skirt was like seven and a half inches long. And just.. extremely pale white. But, you know…

Unidentified 1: She’s a limey. A UK thing again. She literally grew up on a fucking island that’s always cloudy.

Unidentified 2: I don’t know why you have to be so hard on her.

Great to know these are the people who are supposedly the keeping us all safe. I’m going back to bed

[Gawker]