Julian Assange Fears Assassination Since ‘White Guys Are Now Targets’

Julian Assange, the Australian WikiLeaks founder and alleged rapist is still in asylum in Equador, after Sweden and France rejected his pleas to live there. He was granted political asylum by the government of Ecuador under the 1951 Refugee Convention in 2012.

Recently he interviewed with Time, complaining that he never gets to see the outdoors because the CIA is after him, but also, it’s just so hard now for white men!

“I’m a white guy,” Mr Assange said. “Unless I convert to Islam it’s not that likely that I’ll be droned, but we have seen things creeping towards that.”

What in the hell are you even talking about now? White men are now the new targets? Oh honey. You need to get out more.

[Huffington Post UK]