#JunkOff Shows The Wide And Wonderful World Of Animal Genitalia In Its Full Glory
Genitals are inherently humorous. This is a fact of life that you learn as a small child, giggling at the hopelessly wiggly weiner of your preschool boyfriend when you play doctor in the sandbox. This lesson stays with you the older you get. A weird meat tube that hangs off a man’s front half with a mind of its own will never not be funny.
Biologists and scientists around the world recognize this fact. That’s why they’ve been sharing pictures of animal dongs on Twitter. At the risk of sounding like terrible clickbait, the results are actually incredible.
— The HSI (@HerpSocIreland) August 26, 2015
Did you know that alligator dongs look like a cross between the thing in Alien and a blind mole rat? Now you do.
— Holly English (@Lycaonpictus93) August 27, 2015
Ducks have corkscrew peens and it is my favorite thing about them.
— Michelle Klein (@MichelleNKlein) August 26, 2015
It’s the length of his body.
— Rob O’ Sullivan (@Rob0Sullivan) August 26, 2015
YO, THEY HAVE TWO DONGS WHY.
If you want more hot animal wangs, we have you covered x infinity.