Ta-dah! Josh Duggar Was Maybe Banging A Porn Star! For Jesus!

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust when you think it’s over, it gets weirder. A source has told Radar that porn star Danica Dillon had a “steamy” affair with Josh Duggar (BRB, bleaching my brain), whom she met not through his Ashley Madison account, but over his secret Facebook page.

Via Radar:

According to a source close to Dillon, after Radar reported that Josh “liked” her on his secret Facebook page, Dillon began to open up about the true nature of their relationship.

Said the source, “She claimed he reached out to her online. Without saying much, she hinted that there were even secret hotel sessions!”

Worst of all? The encounters took place when Anna was pregnant, according to the insider.

And that might not be all. “Danica is hinting that there is a lot more than the public knows about what Josh has done,” the source said. “It’s possible he paid her for webcam sessions too. She’s saying that Anna should leave him now, before even worse stories come out!”

I am going to say that, if true, it was probably not an “affair” in the classic sense. I mean, unless Danica Dillon had some real particular fetish, I sincerely doubt she was looking at Josh Dugger going “break me off a piece of that!” I am going to assume there was money involved. 

Also, I am sorry, but I straight up refuse to believe that sex things with Josh Duggar could possibly be described as “steamy.” No, just no. Not allowed! I mean, I veto calling anything “steamy” to begin with, but will definitely not accept it in the context of a Duggar.

All of this being said, and the fact that I think Josh Duggar is a terrible bigot and a hypocrite being said, and the fact that I think it’s messed up if the reason his wife feels like she can’t leave him is because their religion dictates that she needs to take on the blame here being said?–it is her damn business if she wants to leave him or not.

We don’t know what’s going on with them! They’re in a weird religious cult–I mean, it’s possible they have an arrangement of sorts whereby they only bang for the purpose of producing more soldiers for Jesus and are not even really that into each other. You know, like monarchs or something. She might not even care, except for the fact that it’s now national news.

The Family Research Council, the anti-gay hate group that formerly employed Duggar, is strongly against pornography and thinks it should be illegal.

[h/t The Superficial]
[Radar]