Josh Duggar Likes It Rough, Is Headed For Rehab Of Some Kind
Hello! And welcome to another edition of “Holy fuck, there’s just too much Josh Duggar news so we’re just gonna cram all of it into one post!”
OK, so remember how this morning it turned out that Josh Duggar had maybe been “cheating” on his wife Anna with porn star Danica Dillon?” And ALSO do you remember how one of the things Joshie said he was into on his Ashley Madison profile was “Gentleness,” along with “Bubble Baths For 2,” which we will never stop dying over?
WELL IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THOSE THINGS IS PROBABLY NOT TRUE.
According to Dillon, she was not having a “steamy affair” with Duggar. He paid her for sex on two occasions, after having paid her $600 for a lap dance, and was apparently into the rough shit. So rough, in fact, that he creeped out a porn star. Which is kinda saying a lot.
After Josh sealed the deal with a $1,500 offer, Dillon said that the two had sex and that Duggar was so rough with her, the experience “was terrifying.”
“He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll,” she said. “It was very traumatic.”
Dillon said the kinky Duggar “started talking dirty” to her, saying, “‘Come on, be a good, dirty little [bleep.]’”
During the consensual sex, Dillon said Duggar put his hands around her neck as he spewed out vile sexual talk. Adding insult to injury, Duggar shorted her $500 from the initial agreed-upon fee.
Duggar also asked Dillon to autograph a picture of herself in which she had her makeup all smeared and tears running down her face, as well as one from when she says she was 22 but looked 15. Dillon says she found this especially creepy after finding out about the molestation scandal.
I am not here to criticize anyone’s kinks or sexual preferences (except those who criticize the sexual preferences of other people). However, sex workers deserve to be treated with respect and paid the amount they are owed.
ANYWAY, now that we all need a hot shower, here is the Duggar family’s latest statement in regards to the scandal.
We are so thankful for the outpouring of love, care and prayers for our family during this most difficult situation with Josh. As parents we are so deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions. His wrong choices have deeply hurt his precious wife and children and have negatively affected so many others. He has also brought great insult to the values and faith we hold dear. Yesterday Josh checked himself into a long-term treatment center. For him it will be a long journey toward wholeness and recovery. We pray that in this he comes to complete repentance and sincere change. In the meantime, we will be offering our love, care and devoted support to Anna and our grandchildren as she also receives counsel and help for her own heart and future. During this time we continue to look to God—He is our rock and comfort. We ask for your continued prayers for our entire family.
A long-term treatment center? REALLY? For what? Is he going to bigot rehab? How to treat sex workers rehab? If not, I don’t think anyone’s interested. I don’t think he needs to sit around praying all day, I think he needs to apologize for having sought to restrict the rights of gay people on the grounds that he was holier and more deserving of marriage rights than they were, while he was going around pulling this shit. That is the problem with Josh Duggar. Him cheating on his wife would be exactly none of our business had he not done that. Correct the thing that needs correcting, then sit around and pray for yourself.
We will update this again should anything else come out, because of course it will.