Fred Durst Impersonator Oddly Distraught Over Dad Who Bought His Son A Doll

Recently, a video of a dad who was cool with his son buying a Little Mermaid doll went viral. It was pretty cute, and although you’ve probably seen it already, I will post it here.

Totally cute! And great! My parents were the same way with me, and I grew up to be a pretty well adjusted human, save for the fact that I was just nearly taken out by an especially confusing package of Trident gum.

Anyway! Although the internet cheered and cheered, at least one person was not pleased. Joshua Feuerstein, a Fred Durst-looking motherfucker who says he is a former television and radio evangelist, reacted to the video as though the dad in it just pissed in his Cheerios.

Instead of just being like “Whatever, that sure is some dude I don’t know buying a toy for his kid!” or what have you, Feuerstein decided to create his own video, in which he screamed a lot about how mad he was about this, and punctuated it by making his own glassy eyed child shoot a gun, like a real boy. Or something.

Teaching my kids to use GENDER NEUTRAL TOYS!!! #guns #SHAREifyouAGREE #sayAMENWARNING!!!! This video is NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!!!! Share before they take it down!!! Follow –> Joshua Feuerstein

Posted by Joshua Feuerstein on Tuesday, August 25, 2015

 

Yeah, that’s the ticket! He’s really showing us politically correct types, ain’t he!

In the video, Feuerstein equates allowing your children to play with whatever toys they like to letting them eat all the candy and play in the street, which I am pretty sure is not the same thing at all.

Feuerstein also said that he would later be showing his daughters how to shoot a gun, because he is not opposed to gender neutrality when it comes to very small children and firearms.

Now. I don’t know about you, but it seems to me like the kid in the first video was a lot happier than Feuerstein’s kids. I mean, look at that kid’s eyes! It’s like “Children of The Damned” up in there! Personally, I feel a lot better about happy kids playing with whatever toys make them happy, then with having to deal with whatever psychological mess Feuerstein “trains up,” particularly when that kid is really good with a gun.

Calling it now, this is not going to end well.

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