Marc Jacobs Wants You To Come To His Party, But You Must Heed His Dress Code

Marc Jacobs, fashion designer, and unapologetic accidental dick-tip pic poster, is throwing a big ol’ fashion party for the release of ’70s fashion photographer Chris Von Wangenheim’s book Gloss. It will be chic! It will be a teensy bit trashy! It will also look precisely like Marc Jacobs’ exacting, uncompromising vision, and if you don’t adhere to this dress code, as reported by Yahoo! Style and presented below in all-caps (as they received it), you can’t fucking come in, so there:

STRICT DRESS TO KILL CODE WILL BE ENFORCED: FUR COATS OVER LINGERIE, LIP GLOSS, JERRY HALL SIDE-SWEPT HAIR, SEQUINS, GOLD LAMÉ TURBANS, PATTI HEARST SYMBIONESE LIBERATION ARMY GEAR, ROGUE, ROLLERINA CHIC, SHEER HAREM PANTS, MINI SKIRTS AND MUSCULAR LEGS, PLATINUM RECORDS AS HEAD GEAR, SEQUINS, GRACE JONES BUTCH REALNESS, GLOSS-Y SKIN, BLEACHED EYEBROWS, SLITS, RIDING IN ON A WHITE HORSE, SEQUINS, SKY HIGH STILETTOS, MIRRORED AVIATORS, METAL MESH, COWL NECKLINE HALTERS, OR EYES OF LAURA MARS CHIC. NO FLAT SHOES. NO MATTE SURFACES. NO NATURAL LOOKS.

We will let you work out what “rollerina chic” means for yourself, but we heartily and happily cosign the rest. Our white horse is ready. [Yahoo Style]