It’s A Miracle-ish: Woman Discovers Donald Trump’s Face In Her Butter

Wondering what sort of condiment you should put on your Jesus toast? Well, there’s always the option of Donald Trump butter!

Jan Castellano of Wildwood, Missouri was horrified when when she removed the lid from a tub of Earth Origins Organic Spread to reveal the twisted visage of 2016 presidential contender Donald Trump staring back at her. Quelle horreur!

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The resemblance is pretty uncanny.

I’m pretty glad that I don’t believe in “signs” or anything. Because right now, after I got an “OH HOW WE LAUGHED when Reagan announced he was running for President, and look what happened then” lecture from my mom, I’m feeling a little apprehensive about things.

[KSDK Missouri]
[Jezebel]
[H/T Christian Nightmares]