Show Just How Strong Your Best Friendship Is With Friends Forever Tampons

Your friendship with your best friend is documented in Instagrams, inside joke tweets, emoji-laden texts and a language of secret shorthands that make onlookers sigh in envy at your bond. You’re so close that your monthly blood-letting, the river of terror that flows from your vaginas, are synched in sympathy. Why not bring that bond one step closer? It’s one thing to bleed together from the sanctity of your separate homes, but it’s quite another to sit pantsless on the couch, connected by your menarche and the whisper-thin string of your Friends Forever Tampon.

Created by Kat Thek, the Friends Forever tampon insures that your bond with your bestie is one of blood, uterine lining and the feeling that your vaginas are speaking to each other a la a tin can telephone. As Thek explained to The Cut, “We guarantee that Friends Forever Tampons will bring you extremely close to your best friend for up to eight hours at a time.” If you and your bestie don’t use tampons, worry not. Thek’s got you covered: “Friends Forever Maxi Pads will make it easy to get into the flow and ride horses/dance in white pants with your best friend.”

Thank. God.

And, if you’re worried about leaving anyone out, or if your squad is such that it contains multitudes — a concern that The Cut rightfully raised — then you’ll be glad to know that there’s a limited edition multi-user Friends Forever tampon that looks like a tampon ratking.

[h/t The Cut]