Key & Peele’s “MC Mom” Skit Lays Bare Very Important Fears About Raising A Son

I can imagine that, if you’re a teen boy, the discovery that touching your penis produces pleasure and copious amounts of semen is akin to winning the lottery. Finally, a way to occupy your time that is enjoyable and also secretly illicit. It’s a heady time for you, young masturbator, but, please, think of the woman picking up your jerk-off socks, your hardened Victoria’s Secret catalogues and your secret cache of semen-y tissues shoved under your bed like a pair of shoes. Think of that woman. Understand her pain, as Key & Peele did. [h/t EW]