God Help Us, Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Facetiming

Oh god, no. According to Media Takeout, Rihanna and Chris Brown are maybe, kind rekindling their relationship. This rumor comes from a singer named Assata, who was in the studio with Chris when he started Facetiming with Rihanna, and Assata says the two sounded like they were boyfriend and girlfriend. I don’t really know what that means, but another anonymous source confirms that they are taking it slow. I’m gonna go ahead and plug my ears and be like LALALALALALALA and pretend this isn’t happening, K? [Media Takeout]

I remain forever obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio’s bro crew, known as the Pussy Posse, so I am ALL ABOUT this insider scoop on their super secret Pussy Posse tattoo! WOLF FANGS, y’all. [Ratter]

Ex One Directioner Zayn Malik and Taylor Swift’s boy toy Calvin Harris got in a Twitter spat ever, I think because Harris thought Malik was making a dig at Swift’s expense by posting a Miley Cyrus quote about having enough money? Honestly, it looks to me like Harris was caping for his girl for no real reason, and then Malik owned him by posting, “I suggest you calm your knickers before them dentures fall out.” Guys, guys, how about sitting down for some tea and crumpets and workignt his out like a couple of nice blokes? [People]

“Empire” star Terrance Howard has secretly split from his third wife, Mira Pak, who gave birth to his child in May. I’m curious if baby wipes had anything to do with this… [Us Weekly]

Super hunky Australian Chris Hemsworth is playing a secretary named Kevin in the upcoming “Ghostbusters” reboot and now we have a first look at his character. Who do I need to talk to about hiring a hunky Australian secretary? [The Guardian]

I can’t stand Josh Groban, and I obviously think Donald Trump is a garbage pile of a human, but somehow, someway, Josh Groban singing Trump’s tweets makes them more palatable. Watch below!