Watch This Parody Of Taylor Swift’s Dogged Pursuit To Bring Every Woman Ever Onstage With Her

Taylor Swift, lithe-limbed fount of feminism and sunshine, brought out Julia Roberts and Joan Motherfucking Baez as her “surprise” guests this past weekend in Santa Clara. Let that sink in for a moment. Joan Baez, activist, folk singer of songs about union organizer Joe Hill, was called up on stage to dance next to Julia Roberts as Taylor reached for them yearningly while singing “Style”.

Tonight Joan Baez and Julia Roberts danced it out to ‘Style’. These two women are my heroes. What an honor.

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Why was Joan Baez at a Taylor Swift concert? Where did she get her shoes? Is she a fan of Taylor Swift? Did she buy that shirt, or did they give her the shirt? Does she truly enjoy her music? Does Taylor know who Joan Baez is??? Does she have a rotating list of famous women that she’s pulling out of a hat? Does she keep a backstock of women in a closet somewhere on her tour bus? Do her fans know who Joan Baez is? Do you think Julia Roberts’ smile is one of bemusement, genuine amusement or merely a rictus of fear masquerading as pleasure?

These unanswered questions are the reason that writer Lara Marie Schoenhals made this video. Watch and enjoy.

[h/t Defamer]