Ben Affleck’s Nanny-Friend Maybe Wants To Be On “The Bachelorette”

Ben Affleck’s former nanny Christine Ouzounian is seizing the day like no day has ever been seized, gleefully using her newfound infamy to get hers. Is this gross? Maybe, but only because there are children involved – and that’s not her fault. Is this admirable? Unsure, but The Cut seems to think so and makes some fair points. Anyway, it makes total and complete sense that the nanny’s next stop on this train is possibly, she hopes, “The Bachelorette.” As per Page Six:

“The word in LA is that Christine is looking for an agent and wants a TV deal, on something like ‘The Bachelorette’ or ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ She knows she most likely can’t go back to nannying — who in LA would hire her now to take care of their kids? So she’s going to use the spotlight to build a showbiz career.”

She’s also been visible as hell, flexing on Instagram in a drop-top Lexus and showing up in “candids” with a blowout, full makeup and a big-ass smile. This is one way to do things, and I like it. As Maureen O’Connor notes at The Cut, “The most transgressive sex act in modern life, I would argue, is neither queer nor kinky nor fetishistic. (Not necessarily, at least.) It’s fucking a married A-lister and refusing to apologize.” Ouzounian flouts, she preens, she basks in the spotlight, without a stitch of remorse, and all it does is cast a douchier light on Ben, who’s coming out of this thing looking like a real chump.

“The Bachelorette” is a show that holds very little interest to me, personally, but if Ben Affleck’s former nanny uses the handful of times she possibly had sex with him as a springboard for a career as a B-list reality television celebrity, I am 100 percent in. [Page Six]