Miley Cyrus Talks Body Dysmorphia: “Retouched Photos Make You Feel Like Shit”

You know what, Miley Cyrus has really evolved into a smart, independent, expressive and opinionated young women and I love it. In an interview with Marie Claire, Miley talked about how her time as a Disney commodity gave her body dysmorphia and it wasn’t until recently that she was able to really be herself:

“When you look at retouched, perfect photos, you feel like shit. They lighten black girls’ skin. They smooth out wrinkles. Even when I get stuck on Instagram wondering, ‘Why don’t I look like that?’ It’s a total bummer. It’s crazy what people have decided we’re all supposed to be. …

I was made to look like someone that I wasn’t, which probably caused some body dysmorphia because I had been made pretty every day for so long, and then when I wasn’t on that show, it was like, ‘Who the fuck am I?’ …

I’m probably never going to be the face of a traditional beauty company unless they want a weed-smoking, liberal-ass freak. But my dream was never to sell lip gloss. My dream is to save the world.”

Hell yes, do you. [Marie Claire via Mic]

“The Voice” might be worth watching again — bad gal Rihanna is joining the show for its 9th season as a key advisor to all the judges, announced NBC Chairman Bob Greenblat during the TCA press tour. She joins returning judges Gwen Stefani, Pharrell, Blake Shelton and Adam Levine. Wonder if anyone will dare attempt an acoustic cover of “BBHMM”? [TIME]

She may be a member of the pop culture’s current most famous family, while he’s a highly paid NBA player, but Khloe Kardashian and James Harden still love a cheap date night … sort of. The pair flew a private jet to get dinner at Chipotle of all places. [Us Weekly]

Meanwhile, lil’ sis Kylie Jenner is 18 and flaunting her relationship with boyfriend Tyga all over Mexico. Girl, he has a face tattoo. [Us Weekly]

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Great diddly-doodley, it’s a Ned Flanders-themed metal band! According to Okilly Dokilly’s Facebook page, the Phoenix band’s lyrics are cribbed directly from quotes delivered by “The Simpsons” favorite Bible-thumping neighbor-eeno. [Rip It Up]

I really don’t know what to make of thee millennial fashion/lifestyle brand Shop Jeen, which features ’90s candy raver-inspired gear with a porn-y internet meme edge, but I do know I love this profile of their CEO, as well as everything about the photo below. [NYMag.com]

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This may seem kind of basic, but men really need some instructions on how to talk to women. Here’s a good overview to start. [Deadspin]