Plus-sized Leggings Advertisement Cramps Tiny Model In One Leg

I officially nominate this recent ad for plus-sized stretchpants to be added to the ever-growing annals of How Not To Sell Things, or How To Unnecessarily Make People Feel Shitty, or LOL Are You Serious What Is This World Anyway.

As you can see, the ad features a tiny model who has shimmied both of her legs into one pant-leg of the stretch pants. This lets me know the following:

A.) The stretchpants do indeed stretch!

B.) Her legs are tiny, and probably chafing inside of that pantleg, WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO HER?

C.) If I were to buy these pants for myself, and my legs fit normally into the legs, I have the fun shameful memory that my body is twice the size of another woman’s!

D.) The current education being propagated to those pursing advertising/consumer studies is REALLY diving deep into the “manipulate the possible securities of your consumer base” aspect.

E.) Also, IS SHE STILL STUCK INSIDE THAT PANT-LEG? FREE HER.

(Mic)