WTF: Miss Piggy And Kermit Are Officially Over
Here is the final nail in the coffin of your childhood: Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog are officially over. The news came out of a panel at the Television Critics Association conference and was confirmed via a Facebook post from that the person who controls Kermit The Frog’s lifeless felt body.
Miss Piggy took to Twitter and shared the same announcement, confirming that love as we know it is now deader than dead. First they came for Ben’n’Jen, then they tried to come for the Will’n’Jada. Gwen and Gavin, a match made in well-coiffed heaven, has also come to its quiet end. All of the relationships you put on pedestals as shining paragons of what love can do in the face of extreme fame have ground to a stunning halt. Kill your idols. Break their pedestals. Understand now that love, in all its infinite manifestations, is at best a hazy myth.
Let’s revisit the frog and the pig who loved him in happier times in this exclusive footage of their nuptials.