Texas Man Gets Hurt After Armadillo’s Rock Hard Shell Ricochets Bullet

Sorry not sorry east Texas man who was trying to shoot an Armadillo (why??).

A man in Marietta, Texas, was wounded after he fired his gun at an armadillo in his backyard when one of the bullets ricocheted, hitting him square in the face. Whoops!

The man was then taken to a nearby hospital by airlift and had to get his goddamn jaw wired shut. LOL.

“We didn’t find the armadillo,” the sheriff said. Between this and the panda who faked her pregnancy for snacks, I’m beginning to think the animals are starting a revolution…and I like it.