Cecil The Lion Contacted By Psychic, Is Surprisingly Erudite

Karen Anderson, a self-proclaimed “Animal Psychic,” claims that she has been in touch with the spirit of Cecil The Lion, recently killed by sadistic dentist Walter Palmer.

According to Anderson, Cecil has released the following statement from beyond the grave:

“Let not the actions of these few men defeat us or allow darkness to enter our hearts. If we do then we become one of them. Raise your vibration and allow this energy to move us forward. What happened does not need to be discussed as it is what it is. Take heart my child, I am finer than ever, grander than before as no one can take our purity, our truth or our soul. Ever. I am here. Be strong and speak for all the others who suffer needlessly to satisfy human greed. Bring Light and Love and we will rise above this.”

Yes, that does sound like a thing a lion would say. Just like it. I wonder if, for her next trick, Anderson can summon the ghost of Sir Laurence Olivier to play Palmer in the movie version of these events.

If I may say, “Animal Psychic” seems like a pretty darned sweet gig to me. Way better than a Human Psychic, because really, who could prove you wrong? Who could say, “Nope, I know Cecil and that just does not sound a thing like him!” No one! You could just make up anything and as long as it sounded very wise and profound people who wanted to believe would just be like “Yeah, totally, that’s our poodle! Here! Have some moneys!”

If I ever stop blogging, I may have to consider this as a career option.

[Daily Dot]