Ashlee Simpson Gave Birth To Diana Ross’s Grandchild, Because The World Is Strange
Ashlee Simpson and her husband Evan Ross are the proud parents of a baby girl, Us Weekly reports. Ashlee Simpson — sister of Jessica, dancer of jigs, and now somehow daughter-in-law and sister-in-law to Diana Ross and Tracee Ellis Ross respectively — is the mother of Diana Ross’s grandchild.
Here is Ashlee Simpson.
Here is Diana Ross.
I understand how nature and the miracle of childbirth works, so on a very basic level, I understand that it is totally fine for Ashlee Simpson to be the mother of Diana Ross’s grandchild. I just wonder if Diana Ross ever sits back in her dressing room and thinks back on the long, strange trip her life has been, and wonders about how and why it is that her DNA is now inextricably linked to Ashlee Goddamn Simpson. What a strange time we live in!