Rihanna Wanted To March In Baltimore And Play A Show, But Police Wouldn’t Let Her

  • Rihanna wanted to go to Baltimore during the protests for Freddie Grey’s death in May, but her requests for permits and security were denied by the police. They got Prince instead. Hmm. [Baltimore Sun]
  • Uh, if you want some helpful hints on how to give a blowjob, here’s an anonymous man giving you said advice. Or, you can just do like you’ve done for your entire blowjob-giving life and keep on keepin’ on. Your call, sis. [College Candy]
  • Not only is Hulk Hogan an unemployed, bleached blonde wrestler who’s gross as fuck in the sack and fond of the n-word, he’s ALSO not a big fan of gay people. Shocker! [Dlisted]
  • “Lip Synch Battle” on FX is secretly the best show on television, but we never told you that. Here’s Jimmy Fallon and America’s favorite Scientologist unleashing their inner … something. [YouTube]
  • It’s a well-known fact that Topshop has the skinniest mannequins in all the land, but soon they won’t anymore. They’re yanking all those unrealistic mannequins and replacing them with something a little less emaciated. [WWD]
  • Mariah Carey, Queen Of The Butterflies And Fire Of My Soul, is finally getting her own star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Justice! It tastes so good. [Complex]
  • Netflix isn’t budging on their shelved Cosby doc. It’s completed, but there’s probably no way it will ever see the light of day. [EW]
  • Jane Birkin, namesake of Hermès’ most expensive and famous bag, wants her name off the damn thing because of a recent PETA expose on alligator farms. [The Guardian]
  • “House of DVF,” the best reality TV show that basically no one watched [I DID!! — Amelia] is coming back for a second season. I am very excited! I am probably the only one. [NUH UH ME TOO! — Amelia, again] [Racked]
  • Hold onto your butts: the Olsen twins might show their glamorous, pouty little faces on “Fuller House.” You got it, dude. [People]