Macy Grey Wrote A Love Song To Her Vibrator

Macy Grey loves the shit out of her vibrator. She loves her vibrator soooo much that she wrote this charming little ditty about it, just so the whole world could understand the depths of her passion. It’s not bad, actually. It’s a catchy song! It features vibrators dancing in harmony with batteries. It’s a nice way to show your love and appreciation for the steadiest relationship you might have in your life and the video is cute enough to use as an effective and easy-to-understand guide to the wild and wooly world of sex toys.

So go forth and be extra kind to your battery-operated friend, ladies. Cherish it for what it really is — the one thing that’ll really never let you down. [h/t Jezebel]