Missed Connection: Mysterious Misandrist Wearing This Amazing “Dry Pussy” T-Shirt On The A Train

Yesterday, a friend of mine hopped on the A train subway at 59th Street in Manhattan alongside this mysterious strap-hanger, who dazzled with her stunning Sunday attire. Just in case you are optically challenged, allow me to make sure the words across her chest are clear:

YOUR FACE MAKES MY PUSSY DRY!

My pal says this young misandrist (she looked to be in her early-20s) rode the No Fucks To Give Train all the way into Brooklyn, and stayed on after he disembarked at the High Street stop near DUMBO. Where was she headed? What was she up to? Brunch? A backyard BBQ/bra-burning with her fellow man haters? Why wasn’t I invited? Why don’t I know this iconic badass? I might never get answers to these questions, but I sure as shit can purchase the exact same T-shirt for $25 right here. And now, so can you.*

* I can’t actually guarantee that the website selling this T-shirt won’t steal your credit card number, so proceed with caution.