Build-A-Bear Is Selling Star Wars Bears, Just So We’re All Clear On That
Someone made the grave, grave mistake of not alerting me to the fact that Build-A-Bear Workshops are now selling Star Wars bears. Bear Han! Bear Leia! Plush Chewbacca! They have a mini Ewok bear, guys. SQUEEEEEEE!
Notably absent from the selection: Luke Skywalker, because Luke Skywalker is boring as fuck. Darth Vader is an option, though, complete with Darth Vader breathing sound that sounds exactly 0 percent less creepy for being offered by Build-A-Bear. Imagine being a kid and accidentally rolling over onto that in the middle of the night.
Anyway, just so everyone knows, my wedding is in mid-September. Wink wink, nudge nudge.