Here is Brooke Hogan’s Poem Defending Her Father

Are you guys ready to be totally blown away? Or actually just be sort of grossed out and transported back to middle school? A world where race doesn’t exist because we’re all made of starlight? If so, then read Brooke Hogan’s poem, written to defend her dad, Hulk Hogan who was fired from WWE after blurting out the N word.

Here it is, entitled If You Knew My Father. Brace yourselves, kids:

If you knew the dad I knew,
you’d know his tender heart.

He’d never want to hurt his fans,
or family from the start.

If you knew my father,
you would know how hard he fought…

and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark.

We always fight a battle
that people never see,

and sometimes when you’re hurting, you don’t think logically.

Human isn’t perfect,
and perfect is not he,

but I can tell you one thing, it’s just not what it seems.

Cause If you knew the dad I knew,
you’d know he raised me well.

He taught me folks are so much more
than shades could ever tell.

And there you have it. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. If you can. SHUDDER.

[Gawker]