Good Morning, Here’s A Guy Surfing While On Fire
Red Bull put some poor adrenaline junkie (Jamie O’Brien) up to surfing with flames coming off of his body. FLAMES, people. Remember when Red Bull’s marketing strategy was those doofy little commercials in which little cartoon people would grow wings and fly away? Yeah, no more of that. Red Bull doesn’t give you wings, Red Bull takes you to Teahupo’o, sets you on fire, and pushes you out of a goddamn boat.
Which, come to think of it, doesn’t sound like such a bad slogan after all.