Kim Kardashian To Caitlyn Jenner: “You Don’t Have To Bash Us On The Way Up”

  • “I Am Cait,” the hotly-anticIpated E! docu-series on Caitlyn Jenner’s life post-transition premieres this Sunday. Apparently Kim had some words for Caitlyn, telling her that while she’s super proud of the transition and everything that she’s been going through, her ascendancy doesn’t mean that she has to take The Family down too. [People]
  • The greatest show of our time, “Empire” returns in September, but to tide you over, watch this 30-second trailer for the second season and see all there is to see. Cookie’s in a cage! Lucious is in jail! Cookie, once again, is in a cage! I can’t wait. [Vulture]
  • If you stare long enough, you can almost make out Voldemort’s face in the contour and valleys of Neville Longbottom’s abs. [Buzzfeed]
  • An adult man shoehorned his adult man body into a giant water balloon, filled it up, and then popped it. Why? We will never know. [The Daily Dot]
  • A cute teen found some pictures of her boring old dad and Kurt Cobain playing together back in the day, proving that your parents actually did have lives before you came around. [The Guardian]
  • Bill Cosby attorneys have fired back against the release of the deposition transcript, saying that the alleged victim “made a mockery” of the confidentiality terms of the settlement. Good luck with this one, Bill, but the writing’s on the wall, bud. [MSNBC]
  • Rihanna spent some time in the Hamptons this weekend and really wanted some fro-yo, but alas the shop was closed. Not even the sight of her “caressing the front door with her body” would get them to open. Sad Rihanna, but lucky fro-yo employees? [Cosmo]
  • “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is bringing back some All-Stars for a second season! Great news! In the words of Mama Ru herself, “Don’t fuck it up.” [Vulture]
  • While Nicki and Taylor were doing what they do, Meek Mill used the distraction to come for Drake, claiming that he doesn’t write his own lyrics. Oh. [The FADER]
  • Ed Sheeran and Bruno Mars made fun of the whole thing too, because really, there weren’t enough cooks in the kitchen? It’s not even Thursday, guys. [Buzzfeed]
  • Olga Kuskova is a Russian beauty queen who got her crown and title snatched from her hands because, surprise: She’s a neo-Nazi! [Jezebel]