Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another member of your household. There it is, winking at you as you try to watch television. There it goes, across your line of vision as you try to chop onions. Good morning, here is the asshole in your face, attached to the bundle of fur and bones and sharp nails that you call a pet. Maybe, just maybe, you  want to live your life without seeing your cat’s asshole every day. Maybe Mr. Fluffington wants his asshole to have a little privacy too. The Twinkle Tush can provide that for both of you.

As reported by Mashable, the Twinkle Tush is a sparkly jewel that you drape like a tiny necklace over your cat’s tail so that it rests firmly over your cat’s anus, shielding Mr. Fluffington’s secret self from your prying eyes. No longer will he have to feel embarrassed. No longer will your two eyes fall upon his singular brown one. Relief, as good as the first sip of coffee in the morning, will flood through your body as you, your cat and his asshole co-exist in shared modesty.

Should you have an embarrassed cat in your household or know of a cat that feels deep shame at parading their asshole around others, you can buy the Twinkle Tush for $5.99 here. [Mashable]