Ariana Grande Evades Punishment In #DonutGate

  • Alas, America-hating adult baby Ariana Grande will not face criminal mischief charges for licking a donut that did not belong to her. Yes, but will she ever give us the answers we desire?! [TMZ]
  • “Fort Tilden” is hipster satire for people who wish “Girls” was just a little bit meaner. Check out the exclusive new trailer at the link. [Buzzfeed]
  • Prince William got a job! His Royal Highness will be a pilot of an air ambulance, the salary for which will be donated to charity, since he is already rich AF. [BBC]
  • An anonymous donor has offered $1 million for the safe return of Dorothy’s ruby slippers from “The Wizard of Oz,” which were stolen from a museum in 2005. [Gawker]
  • Oh great, a “mini Ice Age” is on its way in 15 years.Better make the most of this sweltering heat! [Raw Story]
  • Rapper 50 Cent apparently doesn’t have that in his bank account, and has filed for bankruptcy. [People]
  • Everything you could possibly want to know about the next season of “American Horror Story,” provided you’re still watching even though it jumped the shark after season one. [Us Weekly]
  • Justin Bieber is sorry he flashed his ass on Instagram and has removed the photo. He was intimidated after seeing John Legend’s ass, huh? [Dlisted]
  • Every member of the World Cup-winning Women’s National Soccer Team is getting her own Sports Illustrated cover. Right on! [Jezebel]