Scott Disick On Split From Kourtney: “Come Party With Me This Friday In Vegas”

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, Scott Disick’s first statement of any kind, after splitting from longtime GF Kourtney Kardashian, was an Instagram photo promoting his upcoming club appearance at 1OAK in Vegas. Cool! Awesome! Let’s go chill with Lord Disick, First Of His Name Of The House Douchebag, while Kourt holds it down with their brood in Calabasas. Actually, let’s not do this. How about nobody do this? Instead, someone needs to talk some sense into this fool, stat.

Is this his rock bottom? Maybe. He’s had an awful lot of rock bottoms throughout the years. Remember when he got wasted and shoved a $100 bill in a waiter’s mouth? That was bad. Get it together, Scott. Go ahead and be a dick — it’s your nature, it seems — but have the tact and the respect for your children and Kourtney, who birthed and is raising those kids, to conduct your foolishness in private. [Us Weekly]