John Legend’s Butt Is The New Standard For Celeb Asses

Here is John Legend’s fine, plump ass, as photographed and Instagrammed by his wife and our imaginary best friend Chrissy Teigen. There he is, checking his email in some fancy hotel room, while Chrissy lounges on the bed in some sweats. What an ass this is! Round where it needs to be, taut, but with also a little give. It looks as if it would yield to a gentle poke, like a memory foam mattress, but spring back immediately. It’s a really good ass. But Chrissy, move your knee! And Justin Bieber, take note.


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