Whoopi Goldberg Is Somehow Still Defending Bill Cosby

Whoopi Goldberg! I should have known that the host of “The View” – and the unofficial defense attorney for every piece of shit dude celeb ever – would find a way to continue defending Bill Cosby, even after his own admission of guilt has been made public. This morning, Whoopi and whoever else can still stand to host that show with her were discussing the newly unsealed deposition Cosby gave during a 2005 sexual assault lawsuit, in which the comedian admitted to drugging women in order to rape them; Goldberg has been a staunch defender of Cosby, expressing serious doubt that his 30+ accusers were telling the truth, even when one of them — model Beverly Johnson — sat next to her on “The View” couch and told her story. So what does Whoopi have to say about Cosby now? Has she, like Jill Scott, finally come to terms with the fact that her pal is a serial rapist, given what he admitted under oath? HAHAHA OF COURSE NOT, SILLY.

I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly. I think it is again, we’ll see what happens as more information comes out. I don’t like snap judgments because I’ve had snap judgments made on me so I’m very very careful. Save your texts, save your nasty comments, I don’t care. And I say this because this is my opinion and in America, still, I know it’s a shock, we’re actually innocent until proven guilty. He has not been proven.

Here, let me sum up Whoopi’s logic for you:

30+ Victims: Bill Cosby gave me drugs and then raped me.

Bill Cosby: Yes, I gave women drugs in order to have sex with [i.e.rape] them.

Whoopi Goldberg: Where’s the proof tho?

Girl, bye. [Death and Taxes]