Former Disney CEO Says Funny, Beautiful Women Are Impossible To Find While We Barf From His Sexism

Former Disney CEO and not beautiful or funny bald piece of shit Michael Eisner was quoted as saying to Goldie Hawn:

“From my position, the hardest artist to find is a beautiful, funny woman, they usually—boy am I going to get in trouble, I know this goes online, but usually, unbelievably beautiful women, you being an exception, are not funny.”

Yes, it does go online and yes you are in trouble. So why say it? Amusement at your own laissez-faire sexism? Pointless pot-stirring? Or have you been living under a giant animated rock that sings show tunes for the last 30 years?

I can name about 100 beautiful funny women in Hollywood right now and in my own life, so let’s just say, I’m glad you’re not the CEO anymore and that I don’t have to live your ignorant life.

Let’s also get real though – why does beauty and funny matter so much? Do we ask the same of men?