Trump’s Sad Ass Miss USA Pageant Doesn’t Even Have Hosts Now

WELP. Things are not going so well for Donald Trump’s Miss USA pageant. No one wants to play his reindeer games on account of the fact that he is a weird bigot who thinks Mexican immigrants are criminals and rapists, and for some reason also thinks that’s not an odd thing to say out loud, in a room full of people, on national television.

Now, in addition to Univision and NBC deciding not to air it, Chilean actor Cristian de la Fuente backing out as a host, and Colombian reggaeton singer J. Balvin has backing out of doing a musical performance, Dancing With The Stars winner Cheryl Burke has backed out as a co-host of the event.

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Posted by Cheryl Burke on Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Since the only remaining hosts are MSNBC’s Thomas Roberts and NBC fashion correspondent Jeannie Mai, they won’t be hosting either due to NBC’s decision to cut ties with Trump.

I’m guessing this means that Trump will likely have to host the event himself, and also provide the musical entertainment. I am thinking he can twirl a baton while singing Gilbert O’Sullivan’s “Alone Again, Naturally” or perhaps do an interpretive dance to Celine Dion’s version of “All By Myself.”